I DON’T KNOW, but I’d like to share something to you guys that I’ve noticed for the past few years. It’s about band fangirls. There are two types of ‘em, the undignified fangirl and the suave fangirl.

Let’s use the very dangerous Fall Out Boy band, as an example. Most of the fangirl population fangirls on Pete Wentz because of his good looks, pouty lips, a (disappointing) photo of his penis and his crude eyeliner. Those are the undignified fangirl. Then here comes the suave fangirl, who fangirls on the second-good-looking member of the band, which is either Patrick Stumpor Andy Hurley. I did not include Joe Trohman into the mix because he’s a Jew. Haha, kidding aside, I bet the fangirl populace thinks that Joe is the least attractive guy in the band, so, the ‘too-cool-for-mainstream-shit’ fangirls dig that shit.

So girls, go with what’s in your heart. Seriously. Or, get a life, instead.